• Affidavit@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    I genuinely hope this is wrong and we are not still stapling ear tags on livestock in 4269.

    Where are my Star Trek-style food replicators?

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      That’s not livestock, it’s just the genetically engineered intelligent cow species we made for fun. It’s wearing an earring.

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      That cow was probably uplifted to sentient by then and wears the ear tag “ironically to honor her ancestors”. Why? Don’t ask me, I don’t understand stupid kids and their style!

      /runs off into the cornfield