• cliffracer_cloaka@piefed.social
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    1 day ago

    Realisic now sisz n brovz.

    Mary: Bronze age dude raped me hard, ye bronze age sperm squirting in me as fuc. As. Fuc.

    Mary(thought): My lot be stoning. GOOD thing me Yosupph be a dumb man.

    Mary: Husband. The ghost squirted the sperm in me. Son of God. Nothe seccks. I’m also without sin, ask Annæ.

    Dumbest story makes world.

    • Digit@lemmy.wtf
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      19 hours ago

      Even dumber in that it’s conjured by others after the fact.

      … Whatever that fact is.

      Considering the many popularly held mistranslations, and the efforts to correctly translate… like elohim, basically meaning aliens, not monotheistic cosmic creator god…

      The fact may be… aliens impregnated her.

      Truth stranger than fiction?

      Depends what strangeness has grown normal to us.