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You’re telling me a shrimp lipped that balm?
*those in power did fucking nothing
Honey bees aren’t at risk of extinction
Sometimes jokes where the punchline are based around absurdity will simplify or ignore the nuance of reality for the sake of a joke.
But the other bees and pollinators are. And thats scary.
The distinction is key. Honeybees are one of the biggest reason other Bees and native pollinators are going extinct. Honey bees are voracious foragers and will out compete almost all other pollinators.
There are anti honey bee non profits with missions between eradicating honey bee nests they find to just relocating them to places where they can be used for monocrops.
If the extreme native pollinator crowd got their way we would all be fucked as honey bees currently account for 75% of ag pollination, with the remainder mostly being self pollinated plants.
If they keep making them into lip balm they are
Makes it way easier to convince cats to kiss me
Shrimp flavoured or shrimp scented?
If this were a real product, I would guess it’d be using the shrimp shells to make gelatin or something out of. In that case, neither, unless they added flavor/scent.
Honestly though, I think I could enjoy and Old Bay scented and flavored lip balm.
Yes
First one, then the other.
Thanks for the laugh
Shrimp balmed lip
How could I not love this?
makes my mouth swell up just like the real thing! Boy do I love food allergies
What’s next? Bacon perfume?
WTF! I better not say anything, it turns out to be real!
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