[two characters are arguing in a break room, coffee machine and all]
[teal, holding a coffee cup] Without mentioning avocado, explain to me what guacamole is
[purple, taken aback] Huh?!
[zoom on teal’s very smug face, the coffee steaming in front of them] I knew it You can’t Your guac ideology doesn’t work Heh Pft Owned
[purple looks blasé and has no words]
Do you want to take this inside, guac boy?
Ideally yes, it’s cold in these parts and I’m not fond of pants.
Is there chips and guacamole?
I’d go anywhere with someone who identifies as guac boy.