[two characters are arguing in a break room, coffee machine and all]
[teal, holding a coffee cup] Without mentioning avocado, explain to me what guacamole is
[purple, taken aback] Huh?!
[zoom on teal’s very smug face, the coffee steaming in front of them] I knew it You can’t Your guac ideology doesn’t work Heh Pft Owned
[purple looks blasé and has no words]


For me mainly like greasy nothing - I’ve tried guacamole very often because I love Mexican food, but the consistency simply isn’t for me. Same with hummus interestingly, so only sour cream for me