[two characters are arguing in a break room, coffee machine and all]
[teal, holding a coffee cup] Without mentioning avocado, explain to me what guacamole is
[purple, taken aback] Huh?!
[zoom on teal’s very smug face, the coffee steaming in front of them] I knew it You can’t Your guac ideology doesn’t work Heh Pft Owned
[purple looks blasé and has no words]
Nutty flavor, fatty texture. If someone called them a legume it’d still feel wrong, but less wrong.
Yes! This is it this is the one I’m most comfortable with so far.