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    8 hours ago

    As we speak, an impressively sized asteroid is heading our way. Normally nothing would happen, but like last time an elon has to get its way. Last time it was elonpatusaurus who used its long neck to attract the end of the dyno. Today we have elon stinkass…err musky who must find some shit on the aforementioned assteroid. Stinkass thinks there’s gold or lithium or europium doped with germanium sandwiched in tritium. Whatever it is he must risk all of our lives and futures to get the fucking thing. Ofcourse we can’t do anything about it cuz we just live here in his planet. Anyway, just love each other out there.