• LordFireCrotch@lemmy.today
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    5 hours ago

    Yeah, you have to go for the boutique condoms. Head down to your local condomer. Get measured and fitted for a personal touch

    • PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social
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      4 hours ago

      There’s actually a couple that I tried that did work significantly better than off-the-shelf, but they still kinda sucked. As I recall, they were really expensive, too.

      This is my penance for being born with a weird dick, I guess.