Not a religious guy, but remember, when someone asks “what would Jesus do” that “whipping lenders and merchants to remove them from a public place” is a valid answer. Fuck corporations and fuck advertisers.
Jesus was way cool. He turned water into wine, and if he wanted to he could have turned sugar to cocaine, wheat into marijuana, vitamin pills into amphetamines. He was so cool.
Pfft. We know guys who look like that prefer meth or heroin. That’s definitely heroin Jesus.
That actually speaks about the dangers of alcohol more than the safety of cocaine. Alcohol is one of the hard drugs if we compare the danger
I hate that there’s an absurd headline relevant for this case.
Seriously. Cocaine is nowhere near as bad as alcohol. Alcohol kills so many more people.
I accept this new Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour. Save me crack making Jesus. I need so much saving.
If the church actually followed the teachings of Christ, it might help. Still delusional, but mostly nice delusional.
Wtf am I looking at in that first panel?
Looking up at stemware glasses, one with water, one with wine.
Man, one thing I miss about the other place is the Nellie subreddit.
Same, he’s such a great guy too…
Sleepy. Maybe I need a gram of salvation.
