There’s simply no way this can go wrong.

I can see the eggs flying already

IN ITALY!?! Oh no no no! If none of the US Olympic Team receive visas, then there’ll be no need for ICE in Italy. Gravy seals getting an all expenses paid vacation in Italy, lol NOPE. Italy, do what you gotta do, please.

If they’re not already boycotting the Olympics, I’m not sure what to tell them.

Yeah I’m sure they will find these untrained idiots very helpful.