For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
That doesn’t sound pedantic or pointless at all. That just sounds like pointing out something really, really stupid.
Like that guy who was afraid too many people on an island would cause it to tip over. Like it was floating or something, and not just higher ground.