This is why, once I got my electrician license, I went to work for myself. You know how god-awful it is working with blue collar men in the South 50hrs/week? The less I deal with other tradespeople, the better. Yall can keep your company jobs, I take enough work to put some money back and enjoy the rest of my time. The less I hear from out of touch Boomers complaining about their queer grandkids the better my life is.

Having an ID can help if you do get arrested. But that’s about all I carry.

And yet, here we are, with ICE kidnapping legal residents

“Fully automated luxury gay space communism” is the full phrase fyi

Ding ding ding. The Culture is Star Trek ++.

Gene manipulation that’s so effective you can just will yourself to change sexes, get stoned, be performance-enhanced, whatever

You never have to work if you don’t want to.

It’s on my mind, the UK is on a very similar trajectory, just utilizing different mechanisms. Still, I think we’ll be safer there. And if push comes to shove, we can move somewhere else in Europe down the line.

Hopefully not tho, we’re finding some really cute homes in Scotland.

The regime is using the Texan circuit to push through its bullshit, don’t cross your fingers

Yoda could barely lift that X-Wing, Superman can outrun bullets. The sheer kinetic force he’s capable of producing would be orders of magnitude higher than Yoda, and more consistent too

Dude this is everyone in MAGA country. It’s so fuckin bad. I had a client rant unprompted to me about Biden and electric cars for a half hour on Friday.

My ass is moving to the UK ASAP. Helps when your spouse is from there.

One of the few cases where that’s the correct form of “hung” regarding the execution of someone

Ditto. Ugh this sucks though. I don’t like being proven right.

I would say the energy output Superman is capable of implies he’s actually a step-up transformer as well as a solar panel. He’d be much more efficient, but of course you only have one Superman.

Now im curious. I’m just an electrician, not an engineer. How much of the grid could Superman power? Someone figure out his kilowatt-hour figures please 😅

We got American Superman. We got Soviet Superman. We need Anarchist Superman.

That’s thee theme of this century, didn’t you get the memo?

The Consequences of the 20th

Which will make it easier to clean!

Nationalize his businesses that’ll teach him

Now that would be HILARIOUS

You know… there’s an old gay man i know who’s always reminded me a little of Scar and I could never quite figure out why.

10/10 as an actual Floridian. Those storms I lived through were made by Godzillas from the FPL reactor on Hutchinson Island.

I don’t 👹