I was agreeing with you dude by joking about something equally absurd. Chill out.

Idiot. Did you forget that we invaded China years ago and have been in a brutal land war with them? Duh.

No it sounds like a ballin hair metal band.

Our government is not as fun as a ballin hair metal band.

Yeah see, I wouldn’t do that. I would just be visibly irritated and dissociating about beating that person up.

But that would be fucking stupid and unjustifiably mean, so I have the responsible wherewithal to keep my jerk ass at home lmao

I’m at the point now that I say we just fucking go for it and elect even crazier people than Trump. We’re going down no matter what. Let’s just see how crazy shit can get. Let’s make Ezra Miller Secretary of Defense.

One of the terms of marrying my partner and buying a home together is we’d be pragmatic about responsibilities. I fucking hate paperwork and am bad with money, so the wife handles all the bills. She hates labor and we want to save money, so I perform basically 100% of the physical duties around the house, from construction projects to small shit like monthly deep cleans. It’s a bit old fashioned, but it works great for us.

One of my terms was that she did all of our grocery shopping (she wanted it anyways, she likes it). I can’t stand the lack of situational awareness from people in stores. It drives me fucking nuts.

If you’re talking relative to objective political spectrum and not left and right in the sole context of American politics in a vacuum, you’re entirely right and I agree. Joe Biden would have been like a center-right wing politician in a lot of Europe.

But my point still stands. Irrespective of what either party actually is, he had the support of neither. Which is crazy considering he’ll be mayor of the largest city in the US.

This made me laugh because I’m currently reading the expanse, and I’m worried one day it may be viewed as a prophecy…

I feel like this guy is doomed to fail. He has the left and the right against him. He’s going to be ripped apart in the media, and the overwhelming majority of Americans will be indifferent to whether its true or not.