Ugh way too many. Water plants, machine vision municipal waste sorting, building waste recycling, air-glass thermal energy storage (no phase change, ambient pressure, air as the working fluid), seabed warfare, and the role of geography on political violence (ornery hillfolk through the ages)

What are you doing, step-bruv?!

Oi bruv where’s yer wanking loicense?!

Excuse me but Ill keep my alarmist hyperbole thankyou verymuch!

Liftoff is a non-integral byproduct of the countdown, not an actual canon part of the sequence.

He doesn’t earn $15.5 million a year, he gets paid $15.5 million a year.

Counter-offer: Make tents for the homeless out of landlord skins

Someone way better at editing gifs than me should edit the 5th element “We’re sending somebody in to negotiate!” Scene to have tux superimposed over Bruce Willis

Low-key great distro name

Dick goes deep

A picture of Rick - Richard “Dick” Astley was unwanted? :o

Yeah of course, if they looked attractive to me and liked me back.

30 minutes

You just start to like that feeling.

The reptilians ate all the Nazis

I diagrammed it on the whiteboard at work to explain it to the accountant who:

• Believed the far side of the moon was always in shadow

• Believed that we had not yet seen the far side of the moon.

So I taught her a little history and a little celestial mechanics and now she understands.

Thanks, KSP!

The headlights of the spaceship of course

How did they get it to pose next to earth for this photo?

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