Mother of pineapples

Aluminium doesn’t glow, even when molten though?

She sleeps with men, that’s pretty gay

But your honour, the host said “Please take a seat”

TV

Maybe he was expecting her to bring two friends

Just do (7-5)+(5-4)=3

It’s medicinal. I have a prescription.

The only smoking I allow in my car is my brakes.

If it’s memory bleeds, we can kill it.

And then we taught those rocks to think in ways we don’t really understand, and dedicated cities worth of electrical energy to allow them to think harder and faster, and gave them the means to improve themselves.

Something terrible.

Really puts the fragility of life in Perspex.

It’s free real estate delta V!

And the hookers are just all obese sweaty neckbears roleplaying as hookers

Girls are having puberty without the consent of their congressmen?!

After his mum is done with them, maybe

Mostly I make JIRA tickets.

Personally I blame Dave Plummer.

Never ever regretted being uncircumcised. In fact, I regularly feel especially grateful to my parents for not getting me circumcised. If it were socially acceptable, I’d talk to more people about it and why it’s great not being circumsized. I would get me parents a “Thanks for not mutilating me as a baby” thank you cake.