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Cake day: July 12th, 2023

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  • 1 X scroll of insight (cursed). You detect enemies at much greater distances than normal, but there’s a 50% chance they aren’t really there.

    1 X scroll of night vision +2 (I always have a thermal camera on my person)

    1 X tome of deep knowing (films and movies). Extremely detailed and useless for any purpose

    1 X potion of quench thirst (I am never without a water bottle)

    The rest is grey loot, useless LVL 1 weapons








  • It’s actually not illegal to spend a day carrying around a battery or gas powered saw and standing near flock cameras.

    If you already have a criminal record or on probation, and don’t want to risk another conviction, just hang out next to a flock camera doing bicep curls with the saw as your weight.

    Cops will come for sure, but all they can do is ID you and maybe get you to move along (to the next camera of course)

    Waste as many police and city resources as you can while they protect flock private property until the city can’t justify the cost. Spread police resources thinner so that other saw enjoyers can do good work. Plus you get ripped as a side effect.