There’s a pizza shop near me that uses a Vegemite and mayonnaise based sauce on its Australian Style pizza.

Now, this isn’t actually true, I’m just workshopping infohazards that can actually injure pizza fans.

It makes no sense to be afraid of clowns. It’s like being afraid of shoes. All your fear doesn’t stop them from being under your bed right now.

Reconfabulate the tridepodictaphone by nabulizing the fromgulan with kreevus. If stufingus brawes, then hyfangle the natriuminutaur.

Basic 17th year psycoders can do this.

Idiots get clicks and clicks make line go up

I’m sorry, I thought this was America!

It does now

I run a yet-to-be-accredited diploma for a degree in applied horse reiki if anyone wants. My course syllabus is just one sentence long:

1. Don’t approach the horse from behind.

All degrees are issued under a pseudonym so as to stay off the radar of the Horse Reiki Mafia.

They evolved to be small so they cold more easily fit into the actuator gauntlets that controlled the Gundam.

The whole peripheral nervous system makes decisions without adult supervision from the brain all the time. I’d consider that to be a sort of distributed second brain in a way

Will they run in WINE?

Never fix anything in 5 minutes.they will expect you to fix every other problem in the same time.

How did this get approved by the ethics board? Direct experimentation on unwitting human subjects without their informed consent?!

Earth cuisine

Seen ✓✓

“No, I’m leaking ‘down there’…”

“Ohh… Gotcha! I’ll get an oil pan.”

But pocket sized

"So you like having dicks in your mouth, but you don’t currently have any dicks in your mouth. Curious.

Nightmare mode would be a black Trans Muslim leftist.

These plants did a fantastic job domesticating us

One day, WiFi might even be usable as a method for making a reliable network connection