This is Lemmy. I’ll give you one guess… and it ain’t beans.

You’re hungry but the leopards are very well fed

…in the ass.

Big uptick in visitors from Sweden, Thailand and other countries that don’t block for unrelated reasons.

I can only see this as a scam that will have no real practical use and dies out after about 2 years.

The old carpet in my last house had underlay foam covered in a thin layer of plastic. I didn’t realise my cat had managed to lift the corner behind the TV and eaten a strip of the plastic. He pooped out that strip with several chunks of turd wrapped around it like anal beads, started playing with it and left it in his favourite place, behind the TV. Didn’t find it for about a day, but I smelt it.

Elf on the Shelf can suck it.

OP is probably Indian or at least from a Hindi speaking household.

As another commenter here pointed out the show in the bottom left is M.A.D. (music, art, and dance). It was produced in India and originally in Hindi, starting in 2005. I can’t find any information about international syndication for that show but it would have been weird for it to be on TV in the US at that time.

The Richie Rich cartoon in the top right first aired in the US from 1982-84 according to IMDB. I can’t be certain if there were repeats (or “reruns”) of it shown in the US but if there were its unlikely to have been a big part of kids’ childhoods in the mid '00s. One thing I did find was a bunch of Hindi dubs of the show when I searched “Richie Rich India” so its more likely a Hindi language channel would have been broadcasting those dubs around the time that M.A.D. was on the air.

Rahul is also a popular name in India and the username Rahuliy is probably some variation of that.

Don’t get me wrong I understand the frustration around the US centric nature of a lot of platforms and some of the communities here on Lemmy but that probably isn’t the case here.

The original show was Takeshi’s Castle from Japan in the '80s. It was shown in the UK with Craig Charles from Red Dwarf commentating but to be honest that wasn’t as funny as the version you linked to.

I can’t even conceptualise what happened based on this xray, all I know is it looks fucking painful.

The idea of trying to put clothes on a cat fills with me with fear.

The bad part is loading trucks of bananas is hard work, those things are heavy.

The worst part is when daylight come and me wan’ go home but the tally man won’t tally me banana.

Paywalled article. Pretty fucking apt.

Oh please open this to British people right now and take the gammon horde so we don’t end up with Farage in charge.

Yea he gave a bunch of white Afrikaners refugee status https://apnews.com/article/trump-south-africa-refugees-afrikaner-white-f5ed3aa615e0448157f8c4752d2a0cc7

You better walk your ass to aisle 15 for a pallet of engagement rings

They were bullshit, but the BBC really pushed it for years https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NmdUcmLFkw

They just visited houses that didn’t have a license on record.

Edit: Apparently they were real. The BBC can fuck off.

I stand corrected

Personally I think that this is actually an issue. Bacteria is going to fester on anything that isn’t cleaned regularly. Not having to deal with smegma masks that.