Like I’ll keep a bottle of it at home to randomly take shots of because I enjoy it.

I used to trick my friends into taking shots of Malört but I’d always take one with them and ended up acquiring a taste for it.

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubble gum.

I want to believe.

Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?

Debt. Is that an option? If so where do I sign?