She probably flipped off a Tesla factory and got cited for each vehicle

Where did all my red scare pat’rats go?

I don’t think that charge would stick unless he’s near a Tesla

“I was petrified”

“Pat’rats”

No American entertainment either. No movies, no music, no tv shows, and so help me if you so much as sharply exhale out your nose to an American meme!

Just blame it on your genetics. Then you can use your phone whenever you want because it’s your genetics fault.

How in the heck did magnesium oil foot spray become a thing? The sole of your foot evolved to keep stuff out. Why make that the entry point? Is that onion salesman back with his sock hacks again!?

Everything fundamental Christians hate

That’s everything Jesus was about now it seems

I’ve been known to stay awake at night singing a song in my head. The tune, lyrics, and percussion are valueless to my life but my brain gobbles it up. I can recreate every part in my head. Memorizing stuff for school is impossible. Memorizing stuff for my job is somewhere in between. The real stupid part is I was in band back in middle school, wasn’t great at all, but for some reason that’s my brains jam. Ain’t that some shit?

I don’t have any advice, I just feel your pain and hope you figure something out.

What scum downvoted this!?

Don’t forget about the janitors still going in to work!

Taco Supreme

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My mom still hasn’t explained all those joke she was going to “tell me when I get older”. Parents lie and they don’t feel bad about it

The news hasn’t reached that high up the horse yet

Yeah and it’s pronounced chassis not cHaSsIS!

Europeans when it’s positive, individual culture subset when it’s something bad.

Best to join a dismissive depression meme community and self diagnose as medication resistant

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