Pretty much just siblings now. Way to ruin the magic op

Sometimes the check wipes still have pudding

You got downvoted because someone can’t detect sarcasm.

Giant meteor please speed up!

I once had an altercation in traffic. Some dumbass decided the center turning lane was the “celeration” lane. So when I kept going the speed limit in the lane of travel and didn’t let him in he got next to me at the next red light. We make eye contact, he says some dumb shit, I call him a nerd with stupid nerd glasses.

I wear glasses, fuck that guy, fuck the “bigger people” that would enable that person to be that way.

They got robbed and since he was on a business trip his testicle jar wasn’t stolen from the cupboard.

The Supreme Marshall is only legend

Pee however you want

Worrying about what other people do when they aren’t hurting anyone is fragile

/Master man

It’s like pets or kids. Some people collect them as objects or status symbols and don’t really care about them.

She probably flipped off a Tesla factory and got cited for each vehicle

Where did all my red scare pat’rats go?

I don’t think that charge would stick unless he’s near a Tesla

“I was petrified”

“Pat’rats”

No American entertainment either. No movies, no music, no tv shows, and so help me if you so much as sharply exhale out your nose to an American meme!

Just blame it on your genetics. Then you can use your phone whenever you want because it’s your genetics fault.

How in the heck did magnesium oil foot spray become a thing? The sole of your foot evolved to keep stuff out. Why make that the entry point? Is that onion salesman back with his sock hacks again!?

Everything fundamental Christians hate

That’s everything Jesus was about now it seems

I’ve been known to stay awake at night singing a song in my head. The tune, lyrics, and percussion are valueless to my life but my brain gobbles it up. I can recreate every part in my head. Memorizing stuff for school is impossible. Memorizing stuff for my job is somewhere in between. The real stupid part is I was in band back in middle school, wasn’t great at all, but for some reason that’s my brains jam. Ain’t that some shit?

I don’t have any advice, I just feel your pain and hope you figure something out.

What scum downvoted this!?

Don’t forget about the janitors still going in to work!