Did you see a comment specifically about smokers and caffeine addicts, think it was about you, downvote it, and clap back?

No it’s my unique genetics. Nothing can be done so there is no point in forming new habits. My headaches have nothing to do with caffeinated sugar water being my only source of hydration. Cigarette cravings have nothing to do with stress and anxiety! They take those feelings away until I want another cigarette and get cranky. My coping skills were forged on r/thanksimcured.

No something sinister is going on and I’m going to be angry about it dangit

Pretty much just siblings now. Way to ruin the magic op

Sometimes the check wipes still have pudding

You got downvoted because someone can’t detect sarcasm.

Giant meteor please speed up!

I once had an altercation in traffic. Some dumbass decided the center turning lane was the “celeration” lane. So when I kept going the speed limit in the lane of travel and didn’t let him in he got next to me at the next red light. We make eye contact, he says some dumb shit, I call him a nerd with stupid nerd glasses.

I wear glasses, fuck that guy, fuck the “bigger people” that would enable that person to be that way.

They got robbed and since he was on a business trip his testicle jar wasn’t stolen from the cupboard.

The Supreme Marshall is only legend

Pee however you want

Worrying about what other people do when they aren’t hurting anyone is fragile

/Master man

It’s like pets or kids. Some people collect them as objects or status symbols and don’t really care about them.

She probably flipped off a Tesla factory and got cited for each vehicle

Where did all my red scare pat’rats go?

I don’t think that charge would stick unless he’s near a Tesla

“I was petrified”

“Pat’rats”

No American entertainment either. No movies, no music, no tv shows, and so help me if you so much as sharply exhale out your nose to an American meme!

Just blame it on your genetics. Then you can use your phone whenever you want because it’s your genetics fault.

How in the heck did magnesium oil foot spray become a thing? The sole of your foot evolved to keep stuff out. Why make that the entry point? Is that onion salesman back with his sock hacks again!?

Everything fundamental Christians hate

That’s everything Jesus was about now it seems