Wankr.

Demolition Man becoming increasingly prescient.

And not just natives (who are invariably human shaped), they often have entire databases of info on them from presumably when they were “discovered”.

Mass Effect was a better sci fi universe and I’ll die on that hill.

“You know what the trouble is, Brucey? We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy’s pocket.”

Wait, really? Last time I looked all the main providers had removed it, and the only ones left looked like they were hosted on a toaster.

Might have to look into that when mine comes up for renewal.

That’s the future we all wanted. Going to work all day so robots could sit at home and play games.

Most VPNs don’t allow that, and those that do look shady as fuck.

16GB

I often have to kill it because it refuses to load things on new tabs.

I do use a VPN extension with it, so it could be that, but the result is the same.

You mean the slopomatic made up looking article that ran everywhere despite looking as genuine as a three pound note? The one with real “it’s true my uncle works for Bill Gates” energy? That article?

They’re doubling down. It’s a special CPU for more AI slop.

“oh no, anyway” says man who’s country’s primary export is oil.

Does 10/10 mean it’s got RAM and drives accessible without needing to disassemble the whole fucking thing?

Nice to see both aren’t soldered onto the motherboard, but we’ve still gone backwards in the last 20 years.

“I want my country back…”

Yeah, so did all those places we invaded.

They’re clearly going for the same thing on all devices at some point. There’s a lot of money to be made locking shit down and keeping your users hostage.

I died sitting in an uncomfortable chair. I’ll have to pick it up again when I’m in the mood.

Hades. Hate roguelikes. Quite enjoyed that.

Sure, but I don’t really want to share a reality with people who do.

It’s making them not right.

Well there is a plan, it’s just “make them in countries where you can still have slaves”.

They do that anyway, but usually prices going down.

e.g. yellow stickers going on things that will expire soon.

You’ve not lived if you haven’t watched two pensioners fight to the death over a 20p pack of Greek yoghurt.