Pun intended :)

lol, I thought this is gonna be on Onion

That Dictator deserves this.

I’m about to douche my hole daily now

Jesus Christ, I thought it’s a Communist article praising Xi.

Sounds like he gonna marry one of

So, how big is the Trump’s deck

LOL, Physics Law must follow CCP lead next?

Unlicensed Beaver and uninsured either.

Now he annoyed his voters I think

Just run over that pupil around the corner

I think he will be tortured or murdered after his presidency for sure. What kind of stupid trying to annoying anyone on earth?

The thief is 100% French.

A dollar for 8 minutes?

Nice title

I got a brand name idea ‘Buzzkiller’

Next step, put it on their flags?

Good time to buy in Commonwealth Bank stock?

Murders’ Lives Matter

They will double the domestic tax on that and sell to their citizens