Hell yeah.

Next question.

What’s it like to not have seen or heard a current joke in thirty years?

I’ve heard so many explanations I’m pretty sure Saskatchewan is like the Joker, coming up with a different lie every time someone asks.

Here’s another article that doesn’t require a sign-in.

Long story short: People in Saskatchewan call hoodies “bunny hugs” and no one knows why.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatoon/good-question-bunny-hug-1.7125965

An objectively peer-reviewed hyperbole.

No, but they’re objectively the best pet. Basically a walking plant who’s bffs with a hole in the ground and hunts crickets by staying absolutely still until it’s not.

It’s pronounced however you want, baby.

It’s a great song to have stuck in your head.

All the sequels came out far apart. If you haven’t seen them yet, I’m excited for you to find out about the 30 minute grand finale.

As a general rule, all 'C’s should make a ‘Ch’ sound and leave ‘S’ and ‘K’ the fuck alone.

Every time someone says millipede I get the millipede song stuck in my head.

https://youtu.be/XQixwoQGZbg

Imagine if both parents could nurse, that would be awesome. Don’t have to prep the titty juice and remember it every time mom’s not around.

Sustain us with your cheese.

Mowed lawns. Just let it grow, it’s easier and healthier.

This is literal and an innuendo.

Says fat people promote unhealthy lifestyles. Gif: An obese chick getting exercise while playing an instrument that takes considerable muscle control and a high lung capacity.

Damn. Lot of people really hate fat folks. I’m just saying you want to prove fat people are unhealthy— a woman in a career that takes a high level of stamina and discipline isn’t a great example.

Where in the world are overalls the hottest thing?

A dating app.

Track which people have contagious diseases and subtly push them toward others. Use GPS, biometric data and consumer profiles. Program bot accounts to set up dates with real people in public places, the hookups are fake, but they just need to be in the vicinity.

Once a sustantial data pool has been filled and patterns have been established, begin intentionally infecting the swingiest people on the app with a custom virus. Create a matchmaker algorithm based on the data to see how far and wide it can spread.

Call the app: Cuntagion.

Wattpad, Smashwords, and AO3 come to mind for online writing/publishing platforms.

Our list of gang affiliated clothing was so long the teachers couldn’t remember what to enforce. They didn’t dress code anyone because they’d have to start following the rules for everyone.

It included: bandanas, slouchy toques, white tank tops, black hoodies, red or blue hats, and red or blue shirts.

Fun fact: The school sports teams wore black hoodies with gold logos.

Grade one detention. Yelling at another kid for reading over my shoulder during quiet time after I quietly, repeatedly asked him to stop.

I’m in my 30’s now and you can still get FUCKED Mrs. Williams. You can eat a dick too, Patrick. Get your own fucking book.

Interesting perspective. Care to elaborate?