The closest I ever got was saying something like that at customs. The Border guard asked me “Why are you coming to the US?” and it was 3 years into Trump’s first term and all I could think of was “Because they pay me to.” He laughed and waved me through.

There’s more coming north than south.

Also consider that 88% of gun crime in Canada is committed with guns from the south.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/trump-complaints-drugs-guns-border-1.7457605