As long as he’s able to speak, even if it’s in tongues or babytalk, his sycophants and hangers-on will claim he’s firing on all cylinders.

Ghost archive of a New York Times piece on Russell T. Vought.

Bet his staff keep showing him Battle of Toronto footage and telling him it’s Portland (or LA, or Memphis, or Chicago, or wherever Donnie wants to send his toy soldiers today).

A preview of Pickled Pete’s speech: