These kids and their damn steam locomotives!

I heard brittany brokski be referred to as the kombucha lady before but it never clicked what meme they were referring to

Are you my grandad? Go back to bed papaw

This is me all the time. I dont know what to add to the conversation so I try to relate and then feel like this afterwards

I think its somehow referencing the phenomenon where people develop crushes on random people they see at an airport or meet on a plane

What mormon god does to a mf when they drink a caffeinated beverage during their pre earthly existence

I swapped to linux a while back. The compatibility just isnt there yet unfortunately. Theres too many annoying roadblocks

Hotdog

Hold on I need to set it down

drops the couch from standing position

“Woah this guys a millionaire you say? I’m afraid I cant operate on this man due to his choice to be wealthy.”

Instead you can be a techno-authoritarian autocrat thats plans are constantly ruined by an annoying blue hedgehog

Buzz Lightyear was Tim Allen.

Edit: Neverimind I just learned that Patrick Warburton did play Buzz in the briefly running Buzz Lightyear: Star Command show from 2001

Me and my brother shared a room one time and right outside our door to the right was a bathroom that was always left open with the light on. One night I woke up and noticed the light to the bathroom was being blocked out by 2 large dark figures that seemed to be holding hands and walking towards my bed. My bed was opposite the door and my brothers was to the right of the door. I quickly decided to get up and run to my brothers bed instead of waiting for them to reach me and my brother complained that I had kneed him in the back and told me to fuck off. I turned around and saw them still going towards my bed until they hit the wall behind it and disappeared. Idk what that was, probably my brain messing with me, but it was terrifying.

In the name of our lord Farquad

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She do be Angela

I would say no. If you think its an offensive word then why use it?

I do but I’ve noticed games don’t hold my attention like they used to. Eventually I start to feel like I’m wasting my time and not attending to responsibilities like I should be and its not fun anymore. Sometimes I’m able to ignore that feeling but the game has to be real special. This has also caused a worse problem where I sink lots of money into games hoping I’ll find one that will give me the same joy I used to feel, and sometimes it does. But its over in about a week or 2 and then I lose interest again. I’ve recently started learning gdscript and how to use the godot engine, and am hoping that I can shift my unhealthy habit into a positive hobby that makes me feel happy and productive.

Koooooooooooo gunnn…uuuuuuuu suuun

Its all good if you weren’t others would no doubt show up and begin the dunking so this is more for them than you