Well, they did fuck around…

As a millennial born in 83 am i an 80s kid? Legitimate question here.

I don’t like the idea of a single system. Over specialize and you breed in weakness.

Instructions unclear.

Arrested for indecent exposure.

I started pretending I’m back in the 90s. Only I have the pokemon game I wish as a kid. I walk to the corner store and get some drink and snack. Head to a park or a mall and walk around. Maybe the downtown area for socializing. Even walked to the book store and baught a physical copy to read. It’s done wonders for my mental and physical health. Stop social media and go hike a trail. Everything is made up. Nothing really matters anyway.

Remember boys and girls, a 4 out of 5 star review on any platform that doesn’t allow a zero star, is only a 75% grade. Not an 80% like these hucksters imply. Thats a solid C, not a B. Let’s not give in to this corporate delusion anymore

3-5 = 50% =/= 60%

2-5 =25% =/= 40%

It’s a false show of satisfaction in the very least. A rotting manifestation of the soulless corporation not allowing any amount of transparency stop them from pulling the curtain closed tighter, on the, “oh fuck,” side.

I think they are actually aware the curtains are silk and quite see through. I think we can all agree we’ve crossed the event horizon. Everything is going to get pulled in soon.

Garmin instinct. Used they are often pretty cheap. They look like an old 80s retro digital but have a bunch of smart features. I love mine.

🌎👩‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀

I think its all manufactured hype. Likely no one is actually buying these things, not even the influencers. Market your product as the new craze and watch people cattle along.

Repurpose? You mean they are not set to DragNet from the factory?

Ya, I’m pretty skeptical too. Maybe we should try and see for sure.

Why buy one when its probably going to use the same administration password as the rest of the entire district. Completely hack proof.

🎶letting the days go by … something something let me drown… 🎶

I have been saying for years my phone was so much smarter in 2015. I don’t know what happened. I could rename it talk to it and it was responsive and did what was asked. Crazy.

Bloo… CHARGE FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

Better than Kit Kat.

That extra 6% is worth every life

Fajitas.

And?