Congratulations. You just wasted three wishes and broke reality.

Because you’re supposed to eat the bowl, obviously. The milk is just there for the bowl to float upon.

That’s what air conditioning is for.

Shit dude I’m a fat ass and I won’t even touch ranch dressing. That stuff is gross.

Because in its an excuse to send in soldiers, try to justify martial law, suspend elections, and otherwise drag the country deeper into authoritarianism. It’s not quite a dictatorship yet, after all.

This is the first I’ve heard of the mosad part. Is not something I’ve looked into over much. It’s kinda traumatizing.

Yeah I thought everybody knew that. I thought they were saying the same thing twice - the distinction between eye and retina in this context is irrelevant. I just finally realized that the OP meant to say that they go to opposite hemispheres instead of the same side hemispheres. They weren’t clear, with the way they wrote it.

Easy there Captain Conspiracy.

Yeah these are fun. Men (and some women) in my family have hearty lung capacity. My dad was a lifelong smoker and always passed this for respirator use during his annual physical. I actually surprised a nurse once with the highest score she’d seen in 20 years on the job. It’s not particularly useful, unless one of us wishes to be heard from about a county away lol.

Isn’t that the same thing?

That money would have been more useful literally being burnt for warmth.

Single issue voters tend to be blind AF to other issues they don’t support - right up until said other issues kick them in the ass so hard that they can taste boot leather. Have the day you voted for, chuckle fucks.

Short form and vertical videos are cancer. The cure is not an open source viewer - not watching that slop entirely is.

Garak chewed some scenery up a few times, that’s pretty close

LOL sucks to suck, competitive “gamers.” Single player for life, bitches.

Also the cocaine.

Seems like a valid reason to go full Karen mode.

Can it still run Doom though?

That’s the Trump-Epstein Files™.