While faith also has no mass, that’s because it’s an abstract concept, not an object.

That’s the special extra crunch jerky.

I’m almost positive that male cats can’t produce milk, so you’re still gonna need to feed them.

But why “W”?

I just smother bland, overcooked, or bitter vegetables with A1 so I can at least force myself to eat them.

The medically correct term is lead therapy.

I’m sure he’ll have no problem holding my pet Fluffy then.

ICE is a terrorist organization. So is the Heritage Foundation.

Remember kids, arson is illegal unless it’s disguised as a very stupid mistake.

This fucker can’t ever be trusted. He’s so fucking mercurial that he causes permanent brain damage.

Oh look another smart technology I didn’t adopt for the exact reason being talked about. You can’t trust big tech to not collaborate with whoever it’s the most profitable to collaborate with.

Hey Nafella, why Don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself. We’re getting a huge cold snap tonight so it’s the perfect time for you to go blast hot air someplace useful.

Taking seven medications a day so I don’t have to struggle to not think about suicide or worse. Best I can do.

I think I’m glad that I don’t have to write in Japanese. Also your English is entirely too neat and legible to be able to scrawl quickly.

All every day objects but photons have mass. Maybe also neutrinos.

Miserable, but a different kind of miserable.

Don’t tease us with a good time, fucker.

Dear anyone who voted for Trump: we fucking told you so.

What a club for him to join.

That would be a “shame” and “tragic.” I’ll save up some thoughts and prayers just in case.