Just tell the interviewer how great their feet look.

Just when you thought AI couldn’t play any deeper into the delusions of the stupid and gullible. Bravo AI. Now excuse me while I go lay down on some train tracks.

I mostly just want them to go to the shittiest state so they can’t do any real damage.

My God, you’ve cracked it.

No I think the Canadian government is taking advantage of the situation. I mean, where do you think Canadian geese are manufactured?

Only the best Xmas movie if all time - Gremlins.

I have seen geese, but they’re Canadian geese.

They feed on it. They’re attention vampires.

They could always run to Louisiana.

He appeared in Robot Chicken and admitted that he was never all that clear on his motivations.

Insects have hair that serves several purposes, and birds can have feathers that resemble hair. Also there are mammals that lay eggs so there’s that too.

They’re U-social parasitoids; one reproducing female, one fertile male, and a large number of sterile male workers. They infest human areas and manipulate them into protecting their nests. Gargamel tried to inhibit their spread by introducing a sterile female to this colony after an unknown event caused their breeding female to disappear. Likely the colony would have raided another colony for its female if they had located one, making Gargamel’s intervention necessary to prevent them looking for a fertile replacement queen.

I looked it up and she was added in 1966 - Smurfette is a boomer. Incidentally I learned that they retconned in female smurfs starting in 2008. Also, here’s my disgustingly necessary condemnation of rule 34.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfette

This means that Gargamel was heroically working to contain the infestation and researching a cure.

That’s the least problematic result. "We all love meaty food and we know you don’t so we didn’t invite you to the Delicious Meat Showcase.’

It seems to leave out autocratic leaders of countries with equivalent wealth and greater power, such as Prince Bonesaw and Vlad Putler.

While it has what can be considered a use case, to increase your visibility in the dark. However it’s a terrible solution. Instead wear a high-vis reflective vest, and/or wear some kind of clip-on lights. I’ve got a high-power clip-on flashlight that I put on my belt for when I have to walk into our dark-ass parking lot, or otherwise need to see where I’m going and don’t want to risk getting run over.

Imagine if every gas station worker in just the city alone went in strike.

My people!

Meanwhile in the White House… LOL