I swear to fuck if I ever hear “happy Monday” again I’m taking a toaster into the bathtub. I have an extension cord, I don’t need to use the safety outlet.

Change that sign to say $50 and it fits right in to modernity.

Never meet your heroes lol

They’re kind of interchangeable. They only know that it’s about stuff involving minorities that they don’t like.

Because when you’re a student it’s easy to fuck up and break things. Clipping trees cuz he came in at the wrong angle, landing too hard and fucking up the landing gear, colliding with a telephone wire, you get the idea. Now imagine all of that studentness and also your instructor just committed suicide. Now that’s in your brain too. So yeah it’s irrelevant fact.

Johnny was a corporate stooge,

but Johnny’s words untrue;

what Johnny sold as H2O

was H2O4U.

Ethcish

Except the Chicago PD (and likely the LAPD) Union. They’re like a fucking shadow government.

I threw my back out last night so I’ll take that 4th one right now. Normally I’d take the 1st though.

Edit: on reflection I’ll take the “books read” one anyway because no sword in the world is awesome enough that I’m gonna be swinging it in combat with crippling back pain.

Just give him the goldfish treatment already.

Companies love firing people rather than letting them retire. Hell even the government loves to do it. It happened to my dad, he got forced into early retirement after 30 years of government service. The union really failed him.

No not that pattern. It’s the one where, the closer you get from antiquity to now, the shorter the lifespan of an empire. It’s not an absolute, but Rome is the biggest outlier in how long it lasted. In the current age, where empires have much shorter lifespans on average, America is an outlier, proportionately.

This must be where the almond water comes from.

The speech stupidity was supposed to start after dark because of the heat tiny crowd.

We’re outside the pattern. Like Rome was.

I thought goyim was a Hebrew word.

I don’t dance, but if it’s atop his grave then I will make a singular exception.

Shit I’m 100% white but at least I have the good sense to have lucked into the original gene variants that recognize bitter vegetables as poison.

With excessive inclusions of the letter “u.”

Also the ones whose bosses give them incentives (or direct ordered).