My parents silently hated each other. Well, technically my mother hated my father because she was kind of fucked up in the head - thanks mostly to her cult brainwashing, childhood abuse trauma, and interested mental illness, and it wasn’t silent so much as cancerous and she kept dragging me and my sister into it…

I forgot where I was going with this. At least the hypothetical meme kid got to have friends over.

The culture war is the only thing they love.

The booze would explain why this douche canoe swerves wildly back and forth across that centrist line line he’s trying to run down a rabbit in a Ferrari.

Or, or - now hear me out - ban the use of AI to do a job that requires a human thought process.

Lots of us have been, way, way before the governments of Europe were willing to say as much. Trump, and most of Congress, is still a bunch of complicit assholes. We’re just not made out of cartoons.

Or they’re a plant by the CIA.

I’m pretty sure that’s just how scientists did things up until like 1952.

I like to think my version is the truth. Like Zuck is trying to convince everyone that they look cool for real you guys, so that he can put the cameras back in later.

So if there’s no hud, and also no camera, Zuck is now just in the ugly sunglasses business?

That, and it was nearly impossible to get him to shut the hell up.

This isn’t the first time somebody learned the hard way that you should never save your card info on a divice that children can access.

Aka, they’re betting that their voter suppression works well enough that they can kill the idea after the midterms.

Tis a worthy death.

TBH I barely ever heard it before, and never knew who any of these people were or what they did. Apparently some of them are evil, nobody will shut to about it, and I still don’t know why any of them mattered in the first place.

This is the oldest I’ve felt all day.

It’s worse for us Gen-Xers. We remember living as adults in the time before it all went from kinda shitty to the diarrhea apocalypse.

The animation is okay, but what the hell did they do to the audio? It sounds like total dogshit.

This version is WAY better though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGtbr-ZvdT0

Bonus minigame: count the Nicholas Cages.

Life means experiencing the crushing of your dreams and the death of all hope. I get by on just so many antidepressants.

I invent the best new profanities when I do this, but since it’s usually at like 3am I then forget them by morning.

I wonder how much money he came home with.

You mean his illegal bribe? Or rather “promise” of a bribe that he’ll never follow up on? Like the tariff dividend we were supposed to get but went to corporations instead?

Yeah fuck the Orange bastard.