Chai latte. With or without espresso, depending.

Can’t see the Klingon’s arms, but does Starfleet Academy have an admission requirement that one be improbably swole?

Hell yeah, Ocean Man.

ReBoot had a ton of these, but I’d really like to play the Mad Max-inspired racing game where cars range from the size of go-karts to armored semi trucks and 747 front ends mounted on tank treads.

Also, not a fake game, but a fake game accessory, I’d like to play with the Nintendo Power Glove from the movie The Wizard that is actually good and enjoyable to use.

It’s plausible for the PS1, though.

Global Thermonuclear War exists in the form of DEFCON.

I don’t get it I don’t get it Idon’tgetit…

If Quark didn’t do it, then there’s a decent chance he knows who did. If he doesn’t know who did it, then he definitely knows somebody who knows who did it.

I saw both of these products in the same grocery store on the same day.

I’m so glad that Obvious Plant is expanding into the food market.

Ctrl+F “Print”

The print button is almost always right next to the actual recipe

Ship’s Biscuit, from Beef Stew for 2500,by Rudy Shappee

The phenomenon of consciousness / individuality / free will is the fragment of our higher-dimensional anatomy that intersects with our 4-dimensional reality.

I have a suspicion that a candidate chosen in a RCV primary would have a mathematical advantage in a general election against one from another party not chosen by RCV, but I’d need someone with better math and electoral analysis skills than me to address the question.

I like my coffee like my women: hot, pale, and stronger than you’d expect.

I object on the basis that he gets to sit in this cool car and I don’t.

Avalanches, Since I Left You

Man, fuck wild parsnip.