Cynicism isn’t inherently more mature than believing that things can be made better. For a lot of people “everything is fucked, nothing matters” is a way of absolving themselves from the responsibility and personal risk involved in actively trying to make the world a better place.

Goku was burning through a Type II Kardshev civilization’s worth of energy. He was hongry. Flavor was definitely secondary.

Very NSFW:

Oglaf: Column

Pfft

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Not just roly-polies, but Rollison J. Pollimagnussons:

I was trying to figure out how Orange Julius fit into all this.

Not my dog. My dog is lazy as fuck.

Bandcamp

You ever read Thidwick the Big Hearted Moose, by Dr. Seuss? It kind of reads like Ayn Rand for babies.

I’m actually charmed by the idea of someone running in a deep blue district with the message “You remember how much we fucking hated Joe Manchin? Well, elect me as a Republican, and I’ll be the most goddamn Democratic Republican in recorded history, and they won’t be able to do a goddamn thing about it.”

The anaconda grow.

The anaconda grow.

The anaconda grow up to a quarter ton, hon.

What does God need with a sausage?

2000 United States presidential election in Florida

After an intense recount process and the United States Supreme Court’s decision in Bush v. Gore, Bush won Florida’s electoral votes by a margin of only 537 votes out of almost six million cast (0.009%) and, as a result, became the president-elect.

I lived through this, and to this day when people say that voting doesn’t matter, it makes my hair stand on end.

Different kinds of hits, but… goddamn. I saw a guy in a rugby game take a full-on elbow to the face while running full tilt and go pinwheeling to the ground… and the game continued without so much as a comment from the announcer.

Proverbs 11:10