I mean, unless Whirlpool’s products were hit with the enshittification stick…

do I have bad news for you.

do your due diligence and read bad reviews for any models you’re looking at buying. no company will purchase bad reviews and you can clearly tell if the reviewer is an absolute walnut that couldn’t pour piss from a boot.

usually I’ll find a model that has bad reviews from a bunch of buffoons then check out the good reviews from multiple locations, the more obscure the source the better. bestbuy.com? no thanks. applianceguyaskingwhy.com? that’s a winner.

slide rules are primo.

don’t knock em til you have to use one.

take your pick

• until recently I was using a record player from 1970.
• I regularly play Victrolas from as far back as 1902.
• my house itself was built in 1900.
• the HVAC for half my house was manufactured in 1987.
• the toilet in my downstairs bathroom was manufactured in 1927.
• the wiring in my house is old knob and tube from the 1930s. some of the switches are also from around that era.
• other wiring is from the 1950s.
• the doors and doorknobs are from 1900, though it seems I am the first to perform any maintenance on them in over 100 years.
• I have an original NES set up in my office from 1987 that I or my kids play
• one of my refrigerators was manufactured in 1997

the list is endless.

1. sock off
2. mouse on floor
3. foot mouse

wait to sell your biomedical stocks until may 2022.

had I waited, I would have made a cool $32 million.

awful lot a clanker cock sucking in here.

Or… Let China continue unabated so they can implode and the USA skyrockets.

technically, it’s called a “ballad”.

always have been.

one thing I miss about driving. though my passengers didn’t appreciate it as much.

unsurprising, though if 80% of my roles were cop related I would probably be blue lives too. for my own safety.

because there is no blight.

I plan on being Crème brûlée’d.

no, folks on lemmy do it too.

one hatched and already stole a bike.