That whole episode is gold, start to finish, I tell you whut.

Yep - same episode!

Isn’t there a King of the Hill episode that is literally about both of these things?

You know, the human body is amazing. Given the right conditions, one of us thinks 25°C is hot, and the other, cold. 20°C at the beach? That’s a jacket, jeans, and flannel shirt for me.

Sorry about your sunburn. That’s never fun, regardless of temp.

A sign? You expect them to read?

We never have been. Hell, not even ahead of the curve. Just not feeding the beast after it’s already bitten your hand.

Not only that, the flag that LOST to Lincoln. It’s some bizzare history cuck dom-sub thing. I don’t get it.

Could we just one time have some event in DC with MAGA people where a Confederate loser flag doesn’t show up?

Yeah, OK, that’s a fair point.

Still, I think you all cold-loving people are strange. Why rebuke the loving embrace of Father Sun? Mangoes and wine are your reward!

Or, just like…don’t go places where you need to steal insulating layers from animals just to have a nice time.

And I’ve been to the arctic. No one wears wool when it’s -20. Down, yes. But it’s all encased in petrochemicals.

In Greek, the word for summer is kalokairi. It literally means “good weather.”

Snow can suck a fuck. Totally overrated. Why go somewhere that you need to add layers of polyester just to survive? 1 layer of linen and I’m set.

Edit: Every downvote from you churns a server in a data center that makes the earth heat up. Bring it on. Let the leopards eat your faces!

OK, slow down there, pardner.

First off, advertising data is already used to do this. The WH app probably doesn’t really provide anything new that the CCP can’t already buy, the same way the USG buys ad data to track both Americans and non-Americans alike in violation of spirit of the 4th Amendment. The app might be vulnerable to targeted attacks and zero days, as everything made by this administration is twice as expensive and a quarter as good as what’s available to the general public because corruption is the only metric for success with them.

Second, if it’s a classified device, then (using the DOD as a proxy) the WH app isn’t secure enough to be allowed as installed because it wouldn’t pass NSA vetting because it is an attack surface for targeted hacks. Meaning that nothing beyond emails that are FOIAable anyway are on the devices.

Third, real life isn’t movies. Calm down, Liam Neeson.

My wife tried a KFC in the Netherlands and it was shockingly terrible.

I can see that. Ultimately, they do play to the local market, so maybe preferences that were closest to pickled herring won out (to be fair, I actually like pickled herring, so maybe I’d like KFC NL)

I wasn’t talking about government employees. I was talking about the elected officials :)

These people literally give away classified documents to friends as party favors. No one that isn’t an idiot thinks they’re doing anything other than undermining the US in every thing they do. It’s literally part of Peter Thiel’s goal, to pump and dump the whole country. It’s been pump for too long, so they’ll crash it, buy cheap, and then act like kings.

Can’t speak to McDonald’s, but I can for KFC.

KFC outside the US is great. Genuinely good and typically not the cheapest food, but not pricey. In some places it’s just original recipe (which is fairly crispy) and spicy.

In the US it’s fully disgusting. Top to bottom, everything is gross, and it’s not cheap enough to be so gross. I would rather skip a meal than eat KFC in the US. But KFC anywhere in Africa is on par with the excitement of a Nando’s - guaranteed good food ahead.

Last time I had McDonald’s at all was 2007 in Morocco and it made me feel gross, so I haven’t touched it since.

Can’t get it off their…work phones.

Probably also can’t get their work email and Teams and whatever else is on there off their work phones. Because they’re work phones. If you’re not on, put your work phone in a shoe box far from where you sit and hang out. faraday bag, even better.

Wired, c’mon. Only a genuine idiot would use a work phone as a personal phone. Anyone complaining about this gets what they deserve.

He invented this group to have his own Bilderberg group.

Sorry, I meant that not exactly in sarcasm, but from the insane perspective of MAGA idiots

So Superman is actually bi, and it’s only the “fruity drinks kryptonite” that lowers his inhibitions enough to be himself?