HonkyTonkWoman

It’s just a lil seepage, I’m sure the teen’ll be just fine. Everyone has at least a few brain cells leak out & drip down their ear… in some cultures it’s considered a right of passage!

Looks like a cute lil poop Cousin Itt left behind…

Found the riding mower:

You are, in fact, correct. My heavens. The lack of journalistic integrity these days must’ve seriously damaged my ability to isolate important news from tabloid trash. I don’t know what’s gotten into me.

Folks, I admit fault. I’ll leave Elon & his tapir to their business.

You forgot the part about Elon fornicating with a tapir. Pretty critical piece of the story to exclude.

that’s why they hired Wade. With Wade around, woo baby… there’s no doubt about it now.

Wade is just m something else.

So… tasty smol hippo? Good for tacos?

Boop that snoot now. Go on, don’t you dare leave that snoot unbooped.

If you want a straight line, you have to put a single penny in the bed of the truck. The weight is enough to cause it to pop a wheelie!