Oracle won’t worry, it’s a lawyer firm with a side hustle of computer software (I totally stole this from Ed Zitron)

AUTH\ST/C?

With or without the bugs spicy features?

CEOs are gushing at that possibility. “No no, I did not order the AI to steal my workers’ wages and company assets into an account only I control, it did it all on its own! Judge it!!”

How much money do you need to keep the bakery running?
> 1 trillion dollars a year
How much revenue is it generating?
> About 50 billion

Yeah, totally worth it. /s

New conspiracy theory: all the bugs and shitty code generated by LLMs are actually corporate safeguards to ensure you don’t create actually working competing products

Bullshitting is an art, I guess

social media

I’d argue that’s a reason to leave civilization 🤣

I thought Google had bought Orkut ages ago?

Ah, still owned by Google.

This is the kind of shit I pay my internet for

can you actually work through an unfamiliar repo, use AI without blindly trusting it,

That’s twice as much work as simply looking at the damn repo, because then you’ll have to understand the repo and whatever the fuck the AI shat out

Criteo? Weird, they’re automatically blocked by ublock because they’re an ad serving company

The new feudal lords will own everything and be super duper kind enough to let the peons and slaves toil the soil and keep 1/100th of the produce. Pretty sure that’s literally how they want and expect things to become

Hey, at least it’ll be warm for a hot minute!

If, during the collision, a star or significantly large planet passes through the Solar System, it can wreck the gravity and slingshot stuff all over the place.

The article’s title should’ve focused on what 2/3 of it are written for: the beginning of life on Earth.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the solar system has been diagnosed with terminal instability and has been given a mere six billion years to live.

Actually longer than before, I suppose. The sun isn’t expected to last more than 4bn years anyway, not to mention the collision with Andromeda might screw the system before the sun does.

Hahahaha, suuuuuuuure it does. Gotta login to answer the form, I might try that later today

Sounds like we’re supposed to get philosophical and metaphysical in our video analysis, as its lack of cohesive structure and borrowing memories from unrelated topics mimics Rust

Meanwhile, Muse’s free tier is extremely permissive (and the ads are becoming pervasive) because it’s funded by the ***most invasive data-extraction ad business in the world. ***

fix’d

The tldr; muse’s success is mainly in making the dumb thing look like a “real” person, chat bubbles as if it was a person, an avatar you decorate

By going out and asking around. The more informal looking a place looks like, the more likely they are to do informal hiring for a quick buck for a single day. Chances of not finding any work are significant, tho