Personally, it’s just the fact that nobody is shooting anybody over here and healthcare is free.

We do have maga in the form of Nige, but it’s a huge stigma over here so that’s good.

Why is this in programmer humour?

Why is this funny?

What can I do about it? No point complaining

Only in America.

Useful for humans. Not for robots and reptiles.

Years of bouncing off the walls trust me. It was not smooth sailing.

Now my brain finally understands on a fundamental level “cocaine = bad”.

I disagree.

Everybody on here is raging against the machine… But what difference is it doing?

I’m going to the beach. It makes me feel better.

Yea I specifically picked that word because it’s more visceral and disgusting.

How tf does he just go wherever he wants? Somebody please just fucking get rid of him.

Have we forgotten how many 5 year olds that man has deflowered?

He shouldn’t be anywhere near public places.

I think that giraffe needs to spend less time online.

The sun is shining, go and stand in it.

Ha. As a recovering cocaine addict this is funny. Because I’m in this place all the time. All my friends still do coke. Sometimes you just end up in the cubicle out of habit and then realise… Oh, I don’t do coke anymore. I’ll just watch.

I think people should take some responsibility and choose to be born earlier next time. If somebody buys a house before you do, we’ll… That’s on you.

Dissolving the ego takes years of meditation. Good luck.

It’s 11:05am in Spain right now. I guarantee there will be people still partying right now.

There’ll be people hungover on the sofas in their villas, some enjoying a big breakfast in the sun, and probably quite a few who are currently not turning up for work.

It’s a good day to be Spanish.

As somebody who has sometimes been suicidal. I agree with this.

It’s basic Darwinism. If I don’t have the tools to survive, then I’m not going to. There’s no hard feelings.

I’m sure people will think about me, as much as they did about that courtesan who died on Rue Helene in 1746. Who’s that you might ask?

Exactly.

AI has been fighting the Russians in Ukraine for a few months now.

Do we have any proof that she hasn’t been resurrected in another universe?

I’m not being facetious here. I’m deliberately trying to point out the gaps in our own logic.

We are consciousness, in a universe that each day seems to be more and more like an infinite simulation and we have no idea why.

I genuinely, don’t know if she’s dead. None of us do. Which makes this case rather bizarre.

Honestly, I just don’t care.

I am a monkey, I live on a rock, in the middle of an infinite empty space, that none of the smartest monkeys on this rock can figure out.

I am part of a species that has spent its entire history killing itself in the most horrifying and ghastly ways for the most benign reasons that the greatest war approaches us and everybody is so accepting.

The planet I live on is slowly becoming inhabitable to point where the thought of kids is pointless. And banks have used to many money glitches that currency across the globe is going into hyperinflation.

I really really cannot illustrate how much I do not give a fuck about the cadence of written words in that small space of relief I get from the inevitable destruction looming in a completely absurd and pointless existence.

Who gives a shit? You ever read a legal document? They’ve had the same writing style for 70 years.

Close your eyes and pretend?

Atleast you’ll feel good that way if you put in enough detail.

Or, maybe arguing makes you feel good? In that case. Well… I guess we’re all fucked.