Which is more horrifying? Kerneld or PulseLinux?

As long as Lennart Poettering isn’t anywhere near the line of succession lol.

This is the way. And same here. I don’t use the mask of pseudo-anonymity to be a jackass. Anyone I know who discovers my online accounts will find I interact online and IRL exactly the same way.

Here you go (sort of?)

The googly eyes…chef’s kiss. 👨‍🍳👌

I hope SNL can talk John Goodman into playing her (à la Linda Tripp).

Well, for future reference, any time you see something posted by me, you can rest assured that it will never be “Rule 34” anything. Not my jam.

I haven’t seen Battlestar, but you may have just sold me on it.

Also, this image is fucking with my head.

Should I have gone with Pooh Laren?

I started out with a less menacing one, but then I realized it would be a disservice to her to make her anything but the buff kangaroo.

I quit smoking over a decade ago, but if I had the opportunity to light a cigarette from the Olympic torch…I’d take it. Probably also use that cigarette to light the pilot lights on my water heater and then all my showers would be heated by the Olympic flame (technically speaking).

Life imitates art:

I know, right?!

Clearly we need MicroUSB-C /s

If those are my two options…start looking for my projects on Codeberg I guess.

Is there a USB stick inside with a Debian ISO on it?