https://github.com/awesome-selfhosted/awesome-selfhosted?tab=readme-ov-file#communication---email---complete-solutions

And now you think like a cop. Quick, shoot everyone first!

Mindustry

TIL. Thank you!

What bloom means in this context? I know what it means with plants.

Also, CO2? Does the coffee release CO2 once in the water?

First of all was without consent, but personally I’m a guy so any cute girl that wants to kiss me is fine.

But the real problem is that the frog now has a connection and its little amphibious heart is going to be crushed by the gold-digging witch.

All of the above is for pure humour argument, but being led and then ignore (as someone usually ignored by the other side) it IS soul crushing.

In that order: Yes, yes, more no than yes

First of all the daily mail is a shit rag that only publishes ragebait stuff.

Second, the authority in charge of recovery shipwrecked stuff that washes up later clarified that no, they are not going to be arrested.

People should stay away because the local authority needs to clear up, but if you take some and don’t impede operations it’s ok.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/dec/08/public-urged-to-stay-away-ship-containers-bananas-wash-up-west-sussex

That frog will need counseling

Since they are a joke they should use comic sans.

And prank it asking what sauce they prefer

Prosody it’s not complicated itself. I’m struggling with the slidge whatsapp bridge but I think I’ve found the right documentation

I’ve not encountered that issue. For reference I’m using prosody self-hosted and monocles on android (dino on Linux)

I’ve used matrix for years but now moved to Xmpp and simplex

You mean stupidity of the programmer who did a bad job?

I bet she learned that shortcut though 😁 Have you ever heard of BOFH series? We are all dicks.

Ahem, taking half of it in I’d say you’re halfway there 😁

You know, I’m not a developer, but I’m going to find one even if I have to pay them, to add a message to the app so once you’ve authenticated a message pops up saying “you’ve knocked me up! UwU”

This is great as last time I looked to set up prosody there were no official container images.

I just need to figure out how to set up slidge/matrix bridge and then I can ditch my matrix server.

Your “everyday carry” must be amazing! 😀