Ha! Writer was probably hungry and just thought of food when apple came to mind and then remembered he needed to cook something. The brain is a crazy thing.

Tim Apple is really proving to be a follower and not a leader. Pretty lame move Mr. Apple.

Can you imagine being that rich and still having to suck dick?

Just need to readjust thresholds a bit friend. For example, I used to think that using the office of the president like a QVC platform to promote a bunch of cheap crap made in China for personal financial gain seemed pretty corrupt and not to mention just plain gross. After giving myself a violent lobotomy though (don’t tell me you haven’t thought of it too) , I’m happily purchasing a subscription to the new presidential perfume and find that it is really helpful in attracting all kinds of incel friends.

She IS the punishment

still gross

I also have a thing for short guys in glasses!

Envy maybe, but more than that I become suspicious of anyone that can keep their tools that organized. I’m pretty obsessive and still can’t maintain anything quite this tidy.

And it’s a great way to make sure you get an up to date ad snuck in there.

I still like physical media, but every corner of everything just has to be jam packed with ad crap and other distractors now

According to project 2025 this issue is covered: Just block tyranny porn and get them a gun. They’ll be fine.

You’re a douchebag

This can probably still deliver ads. I bet they continue to support ads. You are missing out on so many ads on windows 10.

Still probably cousins

There’s always that guy that says this, but doesn’t look like he’s said it yet, so I’ll be the guy. Even with Tpu, the layered print nature of this will make a microchannel rich environment that is pro-microbe and with or without venting and with or without socks, this is a setup for some stinky feet.

Disagree here. I’d argue being good and being a billionaire are mutually exclusive. You can be good before you are a billionaire (rare) but it’s not possible once you enter that class.

This is false

😅 Fixes this?! They’ve got four more detectives working on the case! They’ve got us working in shifts!

I’m sure the police will apologize and pay him handsomely. Also pretty confident tonight is the night I will be fellated by a super model.

But it is not available to test from what I can tell.

Merry Christmas and Happy Yonica!

This is not the kind of pollution I was talking about when I said organized religion was hurting the planet.

He was just trying to scare us all into dumping our Trump trading card NFTs.