Janx

I don’t think you translated the 2nd paragraph. Google says it’s roughly:

After I finally understood that my cat didn’t want to jump onto the potentially wet windowsill, I built her a cat ladder with a connecting passageway.

Anyway, I hope someday someone loves me as much as you love little Miez!

The years of engineering salaries and test versions to dock a visual element at the top, instead of the bottom…

“We specifically made the product worse, because that saves us money we don’t need and gives us additional control over users’ computers, since so many are locked into our ecosystem.”

Seriously, read the article. That’s basically it!

Ha! Beat you by a minute!

I’m not attracted to men, but the fact he may have “forced a healthcare CEO to retire early” makes me want to have his babies. Which is a problem, because I’m a man…

You could also starve in the street after your résumé is rejected by several levels of LLMs, never having had human eyes land on it once.

But they should have dodged the fork…

You’re bonded leather.

It’s not incompetence, that would imply people tried to prevent this. It’s apathy. If “did not vote” has been a candidate:

https://i.redd.it/ne5nmguwlqzd1.png

Exactly. If logos are going to be loud and annoying, I have no idea what my role is!

Um. Why do you think he’ll be acquitted…?

Maybe I’m in the minority, but I don’t give 2 shits who my doctor is when I can’t afford the care.