Everyone refuses to have sex unless they’re deeply in love and both partners are inarguably super hot perfect tens in body, mind, personality, and intellect. Within a couple generations the planet will have a significantly reduced population but everyone will be perfect tens, and everything will progress upward in technology & health & utopia.

Close, but we crave that needle driven through our ears.

You heard what he said. And he’s probably one of those people who doesn’t consider proper spelling & noticing the difference between homonyms/homophones.

Careful, don’t let tech companies get hold of this, they’ll find a way to connect it to the internet and make us pay a nightly subscription to use our own sheets.

Hide column.

Is this why the Marvel Universe only exists on Manhattan Island in New York?

I’m firmly bent on never paying for any entertainment I can get for free. Whereas artists are firmly bent on wanting to be paid a living wage for the art they create which entertains the masses. This conflict of interests is a tale as old as time.

He kept that tab open for 7 years waiting for this moment.

I wonder if u/TheLittleWinner2 was really the OOP, or if he stole it from someone else too

What?

My comment was a mockery of trump who still continually repeatedly insists that the election in which Biden won was “rigged.”

So if Trump gets his thrills & success from repeating lies over & over again, why can’t everyone else do the same?

Hilary & Kamala both won the presidencies! Those elections were rigged!

Hilary & Kamala both won the presidencies! Those elections were rigged!

Hilary & Kamala both won the presidencies! Those elections were rigged!

Because according to the way Trump talks, if you repeat a lie over & over again, you can eventually convince yourself that it’s true.

that is borderline grooming

I said that in response to the lady who said that if she had a daughter she would give her dildos & lube!

Can you imagine if your mom or dad gave you sex toys!?

Do you have any gifts laying around your house and whenever you look at them you remember & picture the face of who gave them to you? Yeah that’s what I mean.

It would be destructive to the mental & emotional & sexual development of a girl whose MOM GAVE HER A DILDO. 🤮

Parents, do not give your kids sex toys. If they reach a level of maturity and they get to the point that they want sex toys, they will find a way to get them on their own, with no correlation to mom 🤮

Were you on a boat over the Mariana Trench on Sunday?

https://quokk.au/comment/4624477

Welp, I just spent a few hours consuming her entire YouTube. Bravo.

Just one piece of constructive criticism: I think she missed a great opportunity to have a profound conversation with the omniscient portal that opened up in the laundromat.

Three pigs

Two pigs

One pig

Zero pig ? Or zero pigs?

Honest question. Do we pluralize nouns of zero count? Or should they be singular?

Do you think he washed his hands with soap & water after that photo was taken? Or do you think he licked his fingers clean?

P҉I҉C҉K҉L҉E҉B҉A҉L҉L҉ ҉I҉S҉ ҉A҉ ҉P҉S҉Y҉O҉P҉

Wording? “Don’t just leave the crust” implies that not only should you leave the crust, but leave other parts of the pizzanimal too.

And I’m sure that’s the opposite of what they meant.

Last pane should say something like:

Waste nothing. Use every part of the Pizzanimal. Including the crust.

How did doggo pull trigger without opposable thumbs?

That dog is in training to seek vengeance upon Kristi Noem on behalf of the entire canine species.