Imagine a technologically illiterate person about to get on a flight, had just been visiting with relatives among whom was a mischievous tech-savvy* cousin who wanted to play one last prank.
Yeah I learned how to type in high school in the year 1990. Since the existence of cell phones I have hardly touched a keyboard, maybe once a year when I pull out my laptop to do my taxes. But I was amazed when I learned how to type and amazed how quickly I became a high-speed touch typist and it is a thrill to me that it’s a skill I have because it was a little bit hard to learn at first but so proud that I got it and it feels like magic to be a touch typist!
That must’ve been really uncomfortable with the cardboard bouncing up & down on your knuckles while you’re typing 🤔
Everyone refuses to have sex unless they’re deeply in love and both partners are inarguably super hot perfect tens in body, mind, personality, and intellect. Within a couple generations the planet will have a significantly reduced population but everyone will be perfect tens, and everything will progress upward in technology & health & utopia.
Close, but we crave that needle driven through our ears.
You heard what he said. And he’s probably one of those people who doesn’t consider proper spelling & noticing the difference between homonyms/homophones.
Careful, don’t let tech companies get hold of this, they’ll find a way to connect it to the internet and make us pay a nightly subscription to use our own sheets.
Is this why the Marvel Universe only exists on Manhattan Island in New York?
I’m firmly bent on never paying for any entertainment I can get for free. Whereas artists are firmly bent on wanting to be paid a living wage for the art they create which entertains the masses. This conflict of interests is a tale as old as time.
He kept that tab open for 7 years waiting for this moment.
I wonder if u/TheLittleWinner2 was really the OOP, or if he stole it from someone else too
What?
My comment was a mockery of trump who still continually repeatedly insists that the election in which Biden won was “rigged.”
So if Trump gets his thrills & success from repeating lies over & over again, why can’t everyone else do the same?
Hilary & Kamala both won the presidencies! Those elections were rigged!
Hilary & Kamala both won the presidencies! Those elections were rigged!
Hilary & Kamala both won the presidencies! Those elections were rigged!
Because according to the way Trump talks, if you repeat a lie over & over again, you can eventually convince yourself that it’s true.
that is borderline grooming
I said that in response to the lady who said that if she had a daughter she would give her dildos & lube!
Can you imagine if your mom or dad gave you sex toys!?
Do you have any gifts laying around your house and whenever you look at them you remember & picture the face of who gave them to you? Yeah that’s what I mean.
It would be destructive to the mental & emotional & sexual development of a girl whose MOM GAVE HER A DILDO. 🤮
Parents, do not give your kids sex toys. If they reach a level of maturity and they get to the point that they want sex toys, they will find a way to get them on their own, with no correlation to mom 🤮
Were you on a boat over the Mariana Trench on Sunday?
Welp, I just spent a few hours consuming her entire YouTube. Bravo.
Just one piece of constructive criticism: I think she missed a great opportunity to have a profound conversation with the omniscient portal that opened up in the laundromat.
Three pigs
Two pigs
One pig
Zero pig ? Or zero pigs?
Honest question. Do we pluralize nouns of zero count? Or should they be singular?
Do you think he washed his hands with soap & water after that photo was taken? Or do you think he licked his fingers clean?
Okay but why would he want to marry her? Maybe she has a trust fund or disability benefits he wants to mooch off.