Let’s check your testosterone, girly man

I’m just going to repeat, “Fuck you, Zuckerberg” all day long

I like winter. If it’s cold I can just put on warm clothes. In the summer I can just bake.

I’m sorry, not from the UK. Which one is the trash can?

That fits

Great, watered down gas at twice the price. I can’t wait. Merica!

Why are all the world’s leaders kissing his ass? Why doesn’t anyone have the balls to tell him no, he’s an idiot?

Every time i see “chud” I think: Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers C.H.U.D

BSOD (Blue Screen Orb Death)

Satanic Bible?

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I’m gonna wave something but it aint gonna be my finger

Gas cars are better! (says the gas station owner)

The 16 percent represents the billionaires that stand to lose their ass if the bubble bursts

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Gawd I hate video tutorials.

I knew this was coming 👏

Can we lay off the CEO first? He’s pretty useless.

Why is it always Nazis and gambling? Why can’t it be hookers and blow?

Every time I go to fact check this stuff because it has to be a joke it turns out to be true. I think I must be in the upside down.