This is a plot point in one of the Witcher short stories.

There should be a small sliver saying “in my hand (I’m not aware of that)”

I swear people on lemmy downvote first and think never.

Fake banana tastes the way bananas used to taste back in the day, before they were all cavendish.

They’re not wrong, but it will become true regardless, so it’s kinda irrelevant.

That would be pretty solid.

Zoop!

Exactly, fuck paraphyletic groups.

Well have a nap…

THEN FIRE Z MISSILES!!!

The lithops definitely qualify.

Not reading it right now, but I’ll take this opportunity to recommend people read Project Hail Mary before watching the trailer for the upcoming movie adaptation which spoils major plot twists.

🍃

Your friend is not very clever, is he?

Yes.

Little girl is alone at home, plays with a box of matches despite her mother telling her she can’t and burns to a pile of ashes. Gute Nacht.

And then Rammstein make a badass song about her.

Your lack of surprise is all the proof I needed.

If you grind it enough, it’s fine by definition.