The biggest thing toward Star Trek Earth is pure luck: testing your first ever FTL drive while a friendly alien race just happens to be passing by to see it.

:O

You can make foxes or wolves from stars? The only cookie cutter set I have is also star shapes. This is useful info for me.

Time to service the client. 😏

McDonald’s janitor. I make like $350-400. A month.

I love my dad, but I can only really think about the time he slammed my head through a wall when I was a teenager. I don’t even remember what I did that pissed him off enough to do it. It’s the only time he ever laid hands on me.

tosses his pets in so they can become a team of crime-fighting martial artists

Hello Lemmy, I have a question:

Why are oranges orange…

Many of them would die due to a lack of oxygen.

We may not actually be crabs, but we sure do act like a bunch of them in a bucket.

Smartwatch makers should make “moshpit mode.”

It feels the same as when I originally got on Reddit 15 years ago. Not so much the culture of Reddit 10 years later, and definitely not at all like Reddit is now.

Saturday night?

It’s too hard to choose from the entire Adult Swim line up circa 2001-2007 or so.

Never missed anything at that point, but it’s also where I first saw Inuyasha and that is my favorite anime. So let’s go with that 😅

Bees almost never bother me. Wasps and hornets can all go fuck themselves tho.

Also, Bumblebees are jerks, but in a prank kinda way, if that makes sense? Never been stung by one, but they sure do like to hang out way too close and creep me out.

Fallout 5 😃

And drugs. All of the drugs.

A wet book that burns easily.

(Fahrenheit 151)

But I don’t want a laptop. I want the gimmick computer for random as fuck niche hobby tinkering. Like making an automated Nerf turret.

A&W had a 1/3 lbs burger to compete with McDonald’s quarter pounder and it didn’t sell people because thought it was smaller than a 1/4 lbs burger.

I’m imagining a drawing, in crayon, that depicts a bunch of angry black and brown stick figures attacking blue stick figures followed by another one of an orange stick figure standing triumphantly over a white stick figure as other white stick figures cheer.

“This is what’s going on, you see. Horrible! Terrible things done by these protestors. And this one is how I am going to defeat Gavin Newsom and have him arrested.”

I miss Yahoo games.

Google only has one game, and it’s not even multiplayer. :/