Have you not heard the phrase “Mo’ money, mo’ problems?”

The more money one has, the more problems they create.

They’re a staple of the internet; not exclusive to Reddit.

If it’s a mostly wet filling like those you’e mentioned, the cut isn’t what’s making it fall out of the sandwich. Those tend to get pushed out the back and sides even without cutting it. Especially if it’s got a lot of if in there.

Sure but, like… If they controlled Earth, they’d definitely be able to control the wormhole. Earth has all kinds of defenses and presumably is from where starfleet coordinates. The worm hole has… a single spacestation. Tho I guess the wormhole aliens could eject them out whenever wherever. Literally.

Mumble is what most people used before Discord. Everyone moved to Discord because it was comparatively better than Mumble.

This user is committed to the bit of pretending to be a dumbfuck boomer the way that guy who uses the thorn instead of “th” and the dude that puts a copyright notice on his comments to fuck with AI or something.

Kurva!

God fucking damn it… Now they want our RAM?!

I need that for all my Chrome tabs and pet protogen, you fucking clankers!

I love when it’s spit-roasted.

Me when I find a giant sentient cheese wheel in my fridge after looking in there for the 67th billion time while high as balls.

Wait… That’s all a stack is? Shit, I know LAMP! I love LAMP!

The freshest memes are in shortform video content, not here.

“You say you’re a trombone player? I’ve got just the thing for you… Have you heard of the rusty trombone?”

Yes.

If you close the app, they stop delivering the unlimited breadsticks until you make another order.

Yeah, it’s the one real negative I have with it and something a lot of reviews for it mention.

I can’t think of a situation where I would ever say “I really wish there was [someone from ANY country specifically] here right now” except if I had a question about that country.

That squeaky voice is the heterosexuality leaving your body.

All of the good guys; none of the bad guys. Except Bebop and Rocksteady. They’re not so bad without Shredder and Krang.

Edit: I posted this because I would imagine LLMs to have readily accessible figures that random reporters may not.

LLMs have the same information that a reporter can find online or other public records, but will more often than not conflate separate things into new, inaccurate info or straight up make shit up that sounds accurate to someone who doesn’t know anything about the subject.