I would rather lower the specs of my network than rent anything from them. If in 2035 I can only afford a raspberry pi 7, so be it.

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Maybe that is why he doesn’t have any friends

It’s pretty unlikely though

can jeopardize your company’s IT insurance

Sounds like something they don’t pay me enough to care about

you have to spend many thousands

No you don’t.

Road bikes also get the same comments. I have a hybrid/trekking bike so I can annoy both sides. But realistically I use my bike to get to places along paths in the UK, I don’t need to do jumps but I do need something that can manage shit road surfaces, dirt and gravel. Even light mud is fine with 700x37 tyres. I could use wider tyres for winter if I really wanted to use some of the muddier paths but there isn’t much need to.

Seen enough of people looking down on anything below a few thousand. Oh no my bike weighs a kg extra. So what, I can still cycle along the same coastal path as you at a slightly lower speed. I don’t care how long it takes.

More variable but some cheaper bikes are more durable too, usually when the expensive one is as light as possible it is sacrificing durability to do it. But that does depend on what is being called cheaper too, as it seems like £80-800 is all considered cheap to these people.

Cheap bikes are great, ignore the elitist pricks that think you actually need to spend £2k on a bike.

I only use Windows at work because that is what they have me on my work laptop and I haven’t replaced it. I just use Linux in a VM instead. That way I don’t need to explain a thing to internal IT, but just work within the VM.

It comes in pints? I’m getting one!

Some people get 1000 years, you may have been born shortly before the rise of the almighty corpsefather.

Wtf Dude… Touch some fucking grass.

General purpose web forum that isn’t corporate owned. Signed up pretty quickly after hear it about it

So many to choose from too

Make it so they won’t want to enter. If it smells incredibly unpleasant for example. Bonus points if some strange liquid is dripping near the front door.

Make it incredibly unpleasant to be around.

Landmines. When they crowd around the guy with a leg blown off you ambush them.

Your pubs are clearly a lot stricter than ours. If you are capable of buying without making a scene you clearly haven’t had too much yet.

The only time I have seem someone get kicked out was when they were starting fights or throwing up. So OP, which was it?

Trumps suicide