Fuck this paedophile. He was bad enough before, when his quite close relationship with Epstein wasn’t confirmed. I hope he contracts acute lead poisoning.

[Everybody disliked that]

Knitting.

Have you ever dragged 100% wool yarn across your teeth?

This makes me feel that. Not sure why.

This makes me feel like I’m eating my own tongue. Glass is only slightly less bad.

I’m literally shocked it wasn’t his own piss. Glad, but surprised.

But… document your code.

Hahahaha for who?!?

Uh… for future you!

Me to future me: lol no

Literally 1984.

Funny that we have used that so much and watered it down, people can’t take it seriously now it’s actually true.

The government is intervening here. Whatever I guess.

Sound like a Chuck Tingle novel.

‘Fucked in the Ass by Tariffs’

Sadly there are tariffs on those toys too. :(

You have to pay extra to get fucked.

This is infuriating.

We’ve been calling it fascism for at least 10 years because that’s what it’s been.

We were trying to get you fucks to wake up and stop it before it was too late, and now that you’re finally willing to acknowledge it, it’s too fucking late.

Thanks for ignoring us and enabling it. You can fuck all the way off.

This is literally how tariffs work. They don’t benefit you. They fuck you in your anus. We tried to tell you.

Democracy is weak against fascism. That’s a lot of our current problem, and why democracies slip into fascism whilst moving towards socialism is harder.

There are ways to fix that, but they require an educated populace. And that’s why fascists work so hard to keep us misinformed.

e: Commie Cereal (Soggy Cereal)

It would be nice to get the communism whilst skipping the being shot step for a change.

True believers sometimes have some hope because some have just followed misinformation too far. Some will snap out of it when confronted with reality. The Final Experiment actually managed to turn some true flerfers. No effect on the grifters, obviously, but it shook some believers loose.

That’s what I thought, too, but her latest utterances don’t make sense in that light.

Maybe her net worth has finally exceeded her values, so she’s finding something like a conscience and isn’t moneyed enough* for that to really factor in? She’s very, very new money, and likely can’t really imagine what that means? People are likely trying to tell her.

* : if foreign money bought her, I’m sure she was fairly cheap. She may have realised that recently…

You’re right, and that’s fucking disgusting.

I’ll take it, though. It’s better than never.

Ooh, just wait til it becomes ‘not publishing or speaking about something that will get you labelled a communist and publicly shot’.

That one is coming soon.

This is like the 3rd time I’ve agreed with her this year.

Much as that sucks, it could be that we’re being fed bullshit to divide us. Weird, I know.

She’s still an idiot whose views only align with mine in a few cases because she doesn’t really understand reality.

But she actually seems like someone who maybe cares about the truth sometimes. She was indoctrinated, but maybe she could be pulled out of it? Not when she’s surrounded by the right wing echo chamber, but it gives me some hope that the redcaps in our own orbit might have a chance?

There have been sooo many wake up calls. The alarm has been blaring for a decade, and most people keep hitting snooze. The bus is long gone, and you’ve missed so many days, you’re going to be expelled. Final exams are today. Try not to show up in your underpants.