So im all for the metaphorical meaning, but
Mmmmm Prions.

at my former job, my boss was a nosy little… nice lady…
Anyways, i had a mysterious bladder infection all the time. Any time she would waddle her ass towards me i suddenly had to go to the bathroom. Sometimes multiple times!

It was book 6 or 7 of the Harry Potter series.
Screw JKR though, that bigoted twat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_person#The_"Hat_Man"

Its just so strange that so many people have seen this shadow being, that it has a name and tons of articles about it. IDK if its the same you experienced but there are a lot of others who saw the Hat Man.

So, is the comic based on the picture, or is this life imitating art?

This is going to sound like a joke, or that im making fun. Its not, i promise you. Ive just read of a lot of accounts having similar dreams followed by sleep paralysis. Anyways, did the presence have a hat on?

Thats your astral self leaving your body.

Well, nothing that makes logical sense. Ive gone through the scenarios and none of them work out. Windows werent open, doors were locked, no animals or anyone else in the house, big heavy book at least 10ft from where i left it…
Then i start thinking of the time frame. My mom had just passed weeks before. I was in her house that was to be sold off to pay for some back taxes and mortgage. She wouldn’t have been happy about that and that was the day i started the process of selling it. IDK man…im as skeptical as they come but sometimes, yeah. idk.

I was reading late at night in the living room. Decided to go to bed, so i put the book down in the center of a large coffee table. I went to bed and just after falling asleep, i woke up to a loud bang. Ive dealt with exploding head syndrome my whole life so i thought it was that at first but it sounded different. I got out of bed to make sure all the doors were locked and stuff and saw my book on the floor of the opposite side of the living room. There were no animals in the house, i was completly alone and all the doors were locked. Also, it didn’t sound like the book fell onto the floor. It was a BANG, like it was thrown flat on the floor hard. The book was in an open area about 10 ft from the coffee table. By the way the book was a thick hard cover book, not like a magazine or something light.

Poor coked up bastard…take from us too soon

I worked at a place with mirror tinted windows a while ago. They were one way mirrors essentially. Even with lights on inside you couldn’t really see in. Anyways, we had a couple mocking birds who would fight the windows. Also an iguana that would do its posture dance and tail whip the glass to establish its territory against the identical iguana in the window. There was also a woodpecker for a while that would tap at the glass. It made for welcome distractions in the work day.

Does he still do Baby Sun Face appearances? Like for birthdays or bat mitzvahs?

Really happy to hear of your daughters success in beating it.

If you have a purebead dog, i will judge you. I wont tell you, but i am judging you.

So your one of those drivers, huh?

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Yes. Not officially, but orders were taken by drivers who would wait and group other orders together all the time. Sometimes it was encouraged, because you would have a couple in the same direction and one in the opposite. Other times drivers knew who were good tippers and would snag them asap and wait for it (even if it was last in line while also taking other orders). I’ve had to break up fights over that one. Ive done my time as a driver and manager of Papa Juans, Bominos, and two small pizza places.

Ive seen Monopoly games turn violent before. Id imagine that mascot has seen some real dark shit.

Yeah that works just fine. IDK, ill pay more attention, it could be a tenor thing.

Mustard.
It doesn’t mater what, when, where, how or why im eating it. It will always end up on my shirt. Triple chances if its a white shirt.