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  • A cop? Lying? I don’t think thats legal. And cops are there to enforce the law…therefore, cops good. Right?

    …guys?

    Oh come on. It’s my first day on earth, and I’m not yet capable of critical thinking. Therefore, I can only say opinions based on nothing, and argue them as fact. If you argue back, I’ll argue louder! Because as we all know, the loudest opinion is right! And who’s louder than me? I’m an American! We’re known for our being the only place on earth. And therefore everybody is right! Except for the people who argue with me. They’re clearly wrong.

    TOAST IS BETTER THAN BREAD!!!







  • There’s a Jon Lajoie song called “Pop Song”. It’s basically a song mocking how all radio friendly pop songs sound the same.

    The reason I bring this up is there is a 3 second clip of the song that I wish were isolated on youtube.

    The lyric is something along the lines of:

    “And you assume the general public would be too smart to listen to the same fucking song again…BUT YOU WERE WROOOOOONG!!!”

    And I want that part at the end, “BUT YOU WERE WROOOOONG!!!” to be isolated. I want to post just that 3 seconds when someone says something that’s clearly wrong, or will be proven wrong soon.

    Kind of like when the kids say vapes are healthy, unlike cigerettes. Then as they get the news from their doctor that they have a new previously undiscovered strain of cancer, they’d tell the doctor they thought vapes were safe.

    BUT YOU WERE WROOOOOONG!!!

    And I’d like to play that sound clip to you, circa 1999. Then we’d inevitably talk about The Matrix. Because it’s 1999.