Lucien [he/him]

No thanks

Star Wars? Boo!

Yes, haha, that works

Is this a fart joke?

No hold on now, plywood is a serious construction material if it’s protected by siding. Particle board disintegrates after getting wet.

Etymologist: [visible confusion]

Give yer balls a tug

Perfect capture of Brak

They’re turning the damned lions gay

The current events in Palestine have been an ongoing thing for decades

Fuck, that’s good

Some physicists have suggested combining the EM and weak forces because of the interplay between them.

Yeah, definitely. Don’t know why the literal weakest force in the universe is depicted as some mega dragon.

If you wore glasses, you’d get it. It’s an almost universal image shown inside of a glaucoma test device, which puffs a quick burst of air into your eye. It doesn’t really hurt, but it startles you and initiates your blink reflex and causes your eye to water. The blink reflex part is the kicker, though, because blinking before the test is done will invalidate the test and they’ll have to do it again. I’ve sat there upwards of six times through this torture device. Lately, though, my eye doctors use a bump test after putting numbing drops in the eye. I think it’s probably more accurate, and it doesn’t initiate a blink reflex like the puff test does.

Definitely them going cheaper. Neither tastes anything like it did back then. Completely different recipes.

The old pizza hut was better

And the Toyota is likely a 1-ton model, meaning it can haul more weight in its bed than the Ford. One of my first jobs was at a delivery company and we used a lot of these little Toyota and Isuzu trucks because they could get into smaller locations easily and they could haul more weight.

He’s stuck. Can’t go to school today.

Like the other commented said, this isn’t random, but also I’d add that your first ternary option, the ?, should be on the next line; it would make the alignment make more sense to you then, and it would make the block more legible.

Good job, you get a sticker