MeatPilot
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It’s the motive force! Not some heretical warp magic.
Also Alaska: It’s over, Texas. I have the high ground.
Alaska - High point: 20,320 feet - Sea level
Texas - High point: 8,749 feet - Sea level
78·9 days agoDutch behavioral biologist Maarten 't Hart, hired by Herzog for his expertise with laboratory rats, revealed that, after witnessing the inhumane way in which the rats were treated, he no longer wished to cooperate. Apart from traveling conditions that were so poor that the rats, imported from Hungary, had started to eat each other upon arrival in the Netherlands, Herzog insisted the plain white rats be dyed gray. To do so, according to 't Hart, the cages containing the rats needed to be submerged in boiling water for several seconds, causing another half of them to die. The surviving rats proceeded to lick themselves clean of the dye immediately, as 't Hart had predicted they would.
Holy shit.
The better solution
Bicycle vamps
MFW I walk into the single occupancy bathroom in a public place and it’s occupied.
3·13 days agoNo scrotum, no hair, no bumps. Closest shave you can get.
19·16 days ago“What happened we dropped out of warp, report!”
“Sir, something moved the mouse”
Autobots roll out!
My gender is car, but sometimes I identify as robot.
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Was redoing the floors in one my rooms, I had all the air vent covers off. Guess where the cat decided to go?
Was like the god damn scene from poltergeist where you could hear it all over the house but didn’t know where exactly the meows orginated from echoing through the ductwork.
I forgot how I coaxed it to an exit, but I do recall grabbing it by the scruff and yanking it out as the cat tried to scamper back in. Went to go clean-up my scratches and the damn thing knocked over what I blocked the vent with and squeezed back in.
At that point I was tempted to just turn on the furnace heat and call it a day. But didn’t want to deal with the stink.
Get that grinder fired up! We might have to feed some of the bigger ones through a wood chipper…
For science!
Why do you have your hemorrhoid out to watch you eat pizza.
2·2 months agoPflaume
Ich bin ein Berliner
3·2 months agoWell I’m glad it’s this and not a drone made of poop.
Face off sequel?