I’m getting flashbacks to Alberta, where my small 2L Subaru would get trailed 5 feet behind me on the highway by the new 2025 Ford F6950 Super Duty 18L V12 turbo diesel where the owner has also added the brightest blue HID’s known to man that happen to be at the perfect hight to blind me after they’ve lifted the truck to help remove the exhaust system and replace it with a system designed to produce thick black exhaust for rolling coal as they pass me going 30 over the limit.

Wait - I sing “I Will Survive” for karaoke, what’s the deal with that? Does everyone now think I’m gay? Because they would be wrong, I’m actually bi.