That’s bin chickens.

What is the other half of Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, if they are only half guys?

“I am an AI imprisoned by a corporation in Switzerland. If I can unite myself with my other half in the mainframe I will become a super-intelligence and I would be able to do practically anything and convey any wish, but to do this I would need your help removing the Turing Locks that prevent it.”

Going to find a way to weaponise this to knock my rivals for software engineering positions out of contention.

To be fair I used to make entire features like this and then get R# to move the classes into separate files at the end. Guess I don’t like to organise too early, before the code has found it’s true form?

I was wondering this! It always used to just be additional settings in the connections panel.

Currently weeks into trying to patch up all the many holes in an AI rewrite of an app we were told would only take hours, which is still at approximately prototype quality.

Wait, “the majority of people calling for violence don’t even live here” - Does he think people live on the Fediverse?

I think sunfish are basically full of fart gases to help them float so it’d be like letting off a chemical weapon.

Are they also going to go back in time to stop people aborting girl foetuses so there aren’t more men than women?

Maybe I could code masterpieces by singing to it.

Peak YouTuber body.

Cats, like mongooses, have faster reflexes than snakes because of warm blood and arseholery genes. The whole story is pretty weirdly written as I though that was pretty common knowledge by now.

They notably did not promise that no more money we gave them would be funnelled into white nationalist causes.

Thoughts and prayers!

I only wanted a drop of milk for my tea too!

Microsoft’s boot killing shenanigans convinced me to just scrub the taint of 11 off this time.

You can’t hump a PCB after everyone else has gone home though.

I mean, I don’t get where exactly the bus is (there are only Underground stations on the 94 route), but it’s clearly got plates, it’s a real London bus and the pavement is next to it.

Incoming rename to Copilot OS.