my brain got the MVP your brain got the HIV

and they will lose. because you can’t stop the signal, Mal.

very cute!

Data looks like every teenaged girl in 1998.

this is a self-callout.

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if you’re not opposed to using your already existing device, I suggest an app like ReadEra which uses multiple eBook formats.

if you’re uncomfortable using google play to download it, there are also fantastic libre readers on fdroid and independent sites that will also work beautifully.

i just like ReadEra cause it has so much customizability. and its one less device to take with me on long journies.

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no u!

its actually stridulation! they rub their legs together to make a hissing noise (if I recall correctly). like a cricket kinda. but its a long hiss rather than a chirp.

it’s ok! its really just them saying “Please don’t touch me =(”

but it really is a bit jarring the first time you hear it.

the quote was meant to be from the centipede, yes.

you know? that’s fair. but it also made me extremely nervous when I hadn’t been moments before.

went from skittering around panicking to “I will mess you up >=( I’m dangerous! HISSSSS! LOOK HOW SCARY!”

its called “Stridulation” and its something a lot of centipedes can do.

scared the crap out of me the first time I heard it when I was trying to put one in a cup and take it outside. lol

they also hiss. which scared the crap out of me.

it seems he had banned a user for account names that were inappropriate and is being accused of being transphobic as a result.

i didn’t see any evidence in the screen shots posted that shows he did anything harmful. just a lot of accusations.

my TV incurred my wrath by having the gall to show me a banner ad while I was in the middle of a game.

so I promptly cut its balls off. (disabled the internet entirely). now it is a dumb TV. and it behaves like a TV. and not an ad machine.

god damn I had forgot about that. thank you for the reminder of the spook.

yeah I was confused as well.

I’m getting tired, man. these people are truly just the shittiest individuals ever.

the “You Are My Sunshine” scene in Voyager is one of my most favorite moments in the entire series. Because if you stop and think about what’s happening, it seems both silly and lovely all at once.

It’s such a perfect scene.

i absolutely despise youtube. these fuckers are putting ads on paused videos now, and then this.

they will never get better. only worse. we need regulations badly.