

Wal-Mart loves doing this. Anyone who works there know that it’s all over the splash screen on Walmart One. “DOUG MCMILLON WANTS TO TALK ABOUT YET ANOTHER STRONG QUARTER!”. And the shitshow of podcasts and whatever the fuck they run also want to talk about it.
Yet you’re going around shopping and finding yourself debating as to what to shop for because almost everything is fucking marked up.
Congratulations on making America Racist Again.
Congratulations on making America Xenophobic Again.
Congratulations on making America Misogynistic Again.
Congratulations on making America Corrupt Again.
Congratulations on making America Deregulated Again.
Congratulations on making America Systematically Inept Again.
Congratulations on making America the Butt of Jokes Again.