I think the person you were responding to meant that the execs were not useful (see the parent comment), or at least not as useful to the overall enterprise as their salaries would have lead you to believe, in comparison to a standard developer.

Yes workflow systems are useful. Jira is a bad implementation to a good idea. It might help if they listened to feedback from people who actually used their software to improve it. Tbf they do make some good changes occasionally, like adding dark mode (which isn’t perfect but also it isn’t nothing).

Prior Sprints do not Exist.

There is your active Sprint, there is a huge pile of all tickets that ever were, unable to be sorted by any reasonable metric, and there are the interlinks between tickets. Nothing else exists.

When your Sprint ends, say goodbye for you shall literally never see your helpful comment that you put all those details into again.

Uh… lower profit margins for the CEOs?

It was the set-up to a joke. Nobody asked who’s there so they did not get to finish.:-(

Ew emacs, yuck 🤢🤮. Try Vim and you’ll never go back.

/s btw (I use Linux, please don’t kill me)

Fine, Hannah Montana it is then.

Tbf, here it is (mostly?) often a joke, whereas… 🤪😳🙃🙄😞😤

Uh, we’ve already genocided some of the bees…

Um… get good, scrub!

(There, is that how you do dwarfing?)

“Thank you for pointing that out.” “I appreciate your patience.” “I will ensure greater accuracy in the future.” “I apologize for any inconvenience.”

(I could not find any valid excuses to apologize, so I just went ahead and did so anyway:-P)

The problem is: how to test this, without doxing them? I’ve got a solution: I will simply assume that it is true, thereby making it so (and in the spirit of the OP, I will say so loudly and supremely confidently at every opportunity, unless there is an option to apologize instead and then I’ll do that).

AI > a"i"

Easy: something that ALREADY spells Doom, for us all?

Perhaps @shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works is merely shitty at being a dwarf? Just one really tall person… nothing to see here, move along.

BE the inspiration that you want to see in the world! 😜

We have so chosen to not be ready for what is to come.

The difference is: the demon wants to be summoned.

Consent should matter, you know!

8 legs and not one hand among them…